Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.

Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

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Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units

Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022

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cocky termite

a girl who wants to fuck and/suck any man she sees that she finds attractive

mark: bro i was sitting and marcia kept pushing herself on me
tremaine: same.
dane: i thought i was the only one, it look like she want all of us.
tremaine. no bro dont feel too special shes a cocky termite

by miami vice December 2, 2019

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The termite

While performing cunnilingus with two fingers inserted in the vagina, you burrow the termite( the opposite hand’s thumb) in a circular motion, slowly penetrating the anus up-to the first knuckle.

“I gave her the termite last nite, and she was very responsive “

by Moony75 March 17, 2022

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