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swoleness

the state of being swole, ripped, buff
Look at that dude's swoleness!!!
by fanofmessi January 5, 2010
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Swole

To be jacked or buff as shit. Having muscle on top of muscle and being big.
Emmanuel: "Aldo your not swole!"

Aldo: "I'm swole! I even look swole in this extra large tee"

Kevin: " Yeah he's swole as shit!"
by Swolebayi December 1, 2010
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Swole

The body of a sexy, curvaceous and hourglass-figured woman. Resembling that of a pinup, siren or thick broad.
Bobby: " Damn dude, did you see that girl over there? Her body is swole."
Sailor Tom: "Yea bro....her body is stacked. She looks good. "
by HillbillyPanda January 2, 2019
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Swole

A type of meal made from primarily noodles and chips. Originated from inmates using whatever they had in their canteen to make something filling.
S: Baby, what are you doing. Stop makin that swole, you aint locked no more.

I: Aw damn, well you gonna cook for me then Bunny?
by SnObunnY May 13, 2006
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Swole

Derogatory term used for a rigged cunt that kicks trees down with his shins.
"Wow Andrews looking swole!" "Nah mate that's a fucking oak tree."
by Grand father oak January 17, 2014
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Swole

Slang adjective most commonly used by homosexual males to describe muscular regions on other males bodies. This is also a well used term of endearment between two homosexual partners. Swole is also commonly used to describe the size of other males penis's.
Jack: "Hey Cory, look how swole that guys buttocks is."
Cory: " Your right Jack, but I just can't take my eyes off of how swole his package is."
by Swolen November 14, 2010
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Swole

Her name is Tori and she is the swole queen. Basically, it is the biggest, strongest human being ever
Swole is the goal...
by BigD47 September 19, 2017
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