Strumpfler

the act of getting a blowjob while playing call of duty.

Joey: "dude my girl gave me a strumpfler last night"
Alex: " no way did you sentry gun her in the face?"

by Jekkjekk June 1, 2010

strumpetocracy

A jocular term for the notion of rule or government by strumpets (prostitutes).

I am now a recovering American liberal, well on my way not to conservatism, but toward a strumpetocracy, government by strumpets.

by eclecticdog July 9, 2011

strumpet

a woman who unabashedly enjoys sexuality - both her own and that of others. She feels no shame about lust or enjoying her body to its fullest potential. She is a treasure.

Hannah is not offended by my lust for her; she is such a dear strumpet.

by wouldaben December 19, 2010

strumpet

A woman prostitute.

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.

by Captain June 26, 2003

Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

trundle stumps

trundle stumps is believed to have originated as Yorkshire patois, and means 'legs'

She's obviously in a hurry today and working her trundle stumps

Still out and about on her trundle stumps

by John Woodland December 28, 2005

Strumpet

A term used to describe a woman who sleeps with more that one man.

That woman you see across the lobby is a rumored to be a strumpet.

by KillerX415 November 18, 2009