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stonker

1. An erect penis

2. A foolish or ittitating person.

3. Something really cool.
1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.

2. That John is such a stonker.

3. This cream cake is stonking!
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
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stonkered

To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."

e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
by JT and TJ October 4, 2006
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Stinkle

When you have already taken one or more bowel movements, however you still feel like there is more in your body. You go to the washroom to only push out a little bit of a bowel movement. Since you are also pushing so hard, you let out a little tinkle of pee.
"my stomach is so upset. I have already gone poo twice today, however I still feel like I have to go again..."
*Comes back from the washroom"

"I pushed ready hard, but only a little poo came out and a little tinkle of pee, also called stinkle"
by fussfuss June 11, 2018
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Stonkey

A terrible smelling ass; a stinky butt that smells like rotten fish mixed with week old grundle butter

stinky + donkey(ass) = stonkey
Person 1: "Hey. Did you get any ass last night?"

Person 2: "Yea, man that bitch was fine as shit, but she had a big ol' stonkey"
by Beck11 February 19, 2009
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Stoneleigh-Burnham

An all girls prep school in Western Massachusetts that has the usual lesbians, party girls, and preps. However Stoneleigh girls are known to be the fun party girls. Not to be compared with the prudes from Miss Halls, bitches from Westover, snobs of Miss Porter's, and skanks of Ethel Walker. Stoneleigh girls are the type of girls girls want to be and guys brag about knowing.
Salisbury Guy #1: Dude did you see that hot girl from Porter's?

Salisbury Guy #2: No, but I definetetly saw those girls from Stoneleigh-Burnham, they are always a good time!
by Carriela November 12, 2006
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Stankle

verb that describes the smell left on a female ankle as a result of poor hygene and an "indian style" sitting posture. This aroma has an essence of its own and is not to be confused with foul smelling feet or unsavory female odors.
When doing my laundry I notice my girlfriends socks smelt like stankle.
by The Genesys March 6, 2010
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stonker

ive got the stonker of a life time and its all for u!
by steve September 20, 2003
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