Seattle Swordfish

The sexual act when one curcumsised man pulls the foreskin from an uncurcumsised man over his penis, and proceeds to jerk them both off. Which then he proceeds to ejaculate inside the mans foreskin then sucks out his semen by performing oral sex.

My boyfriend Demarcus really enjoys a good Seattle Swordfish.

by FelchForLife84 April 11, 2022

Swordfishtrombones

Album number seven from artist-in-the-shadows, Tom Waits. Released in 1983, it was a forty minute, thirteen track, carnival mad house of wicked instrumentals and monologues. The album's title track is a story of a demented soldier returning home, hell bent on giving a show. The second track, Shore Leave, is a squeaky love ballad from a sailor to the land and his girl.

An excerpt from Swordfishtrombones'
Gin Soaked Boy

I got a belly full of you and that Leavenworth stuff
Now I'm gonna get out and I'm gonna get tough
You been lying to me, how could you crawl so low
With some gin-soaked boy that you don't know

I come home last night full a filth of Old Crow
You said you going to your ma's but where the hell did you go?
You went and slipped out nights, you didn't think that I'd know
With some gin-soaked boy that you don't know

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Swordfishing

The act of shoving a woman’s head down during a blowjob and forcing her to deepthroat

I was swordfishing Jessica last night, and she was NOT happy.

by Dcorks December 31, 2018

spoolfish

a person who likes to spool other people (see geoffs definition) or a person who is stupid or immature and takes part in the disgusting act of spooling

Geoff yor such a spoolfish

by Megarticus July 26, 2006

Swordfish

The term for a friend who single handedly ruins a group photo by staring in a direction not even closely related to the camera, as if he is a swordfish being distracted by a large shinny object.

Joe: Dude you werent even looking anywhere near the fucking camera! What were you looking at?
Ray: I don't know man, Im like a swordfish I get distracted easy.

by Trashvillepussyhunter December 25, 2010

Sportistic

Being very good at sports - similar to artistic.

That guy is on the varsity football team, basketball team, and baseball team. He's so sportistic.

by cecile1013 February 20, 2012

swordfish

Profession. Expert computer hacker that is not only known by their friends, but also by major corporations as a "just in case". Has no loyalty to a person or corporation, but always has a price,i.e. works mostly freelance

Ivalina Rafael managed to hack into the IRS database and change my tax details. I now owe them nothing! That girls a swordfish!

by Big Daddy K April 27, 2006