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spakky wagon

Usually a "tall car" or otherwise compact multi seat passenger vehicle with a high tailgate which takes up lots of room and prevents the drivers behind from getting a clear view of the traffic conditions ahead.

Often used by retarded drivers - uaually scared of driving - to intimidate other road users.

Originated from Space Wagon -> Spac-e -> Spakky.

Also a large vehicle which is intended for transporting dis-advantaged citizens but is instead being used for transporting one kid to school and blocking up all the narrow roads on the way.
"Quick, before the spakky wagon pulls out"
"Oh no, I'm stuck behind another spakky wagon"
"I can't overtake - I can't see past that ugly Spakky Wagon"
"The driver infront is weaving around like a t*t - like a true spak"
"Cars give way to bikes, lorries give way to cars and nobody gives way to spakky wagons"
"Come on, spakky wagon, the light's GREEN!!"
"They're taking their kid to school these days - guess it's time to get a spakky wagon"
"Don't park next to that spak - they may ding the car doors when they fling theirs open!"
by Alan Wagon September 14, 2006
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Spackward

Spasmodically backwards

Does dumb shit with fire
Bottom of the class
A complete backward spacker
Stop it you spackward fuckmonger
by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011
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Spack Dancer

A retard who lives with Nogtard and dances to gay pop songs while Monk and Mick deliver Sargent's apple pies to Nogtard.
Oh no, we can't deliver Nogtard's pies.

Why not?

There's a spack dancer having a fit in the living room.
by flappy dickwad July 25, 2009
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spakker

Richard is such a spakker he put soap in his hair instead of gel.
by Lloydy November 5, 2003
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Ass-Spackle

The mixture of sweat and shit on a persons ass, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. Also known as Ass Cheese.
Man Phils shorts are covered with Ass Spackle.
by Anonymous December 3, 2002
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crack spackling

The process of whipping out the worm before ejaculation and finishing the job in the crack of the person you are fornicating with in the doggy-style position.
I finished Suzie off with a bit of crack spackling
by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006
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Spak'led Together

To put together carelessly and in a somewhat child-like manner a complicated subject both in explanation and demonstration.

To borrow notes from other, more informed authors and carelessly assemble to create what appears to be a complex demonstration of knowledge, but really comes forth in its true essence as mindless regurgitation of information (literary theft) with no real understanding or capabilities.

A careless form of plagiarism that is too transparent to succeed.
John spak'led together my lesson notes and presented it as his own because he didn't truly comprehend what he had been taught.

John spak'led together his video presentation by reading aloud the notes that his senior classmate Naman had emailed him, but in the end it was apparent he clearly didn't understand the subject at hand.
by IHaveAnEducation January 16, 2011
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