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A spastic, someone who acts like a fuckin retard
by Phil Gregory July 07, 2003
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Spak is when you take roman noodles and put them in a persons asshole. While in the persons asshole light it on fire. While it is on fire, the men need to put an ice cube in there pee hole. You will need at least 100 men to do this. After they all had sex with the person, wait 2 minutes for the water and seamen to boil. Once it starts to boil put in the seasoning. Now that it is ready, sit down and eat it.
Person: Hey, you want to spak?

You: No, I still have scares from the last time!

Person: Come on, please?

You: Well, I am hungry
by BallseyJones February 21, 2010
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1. person with no intellectual capacity.
2. person incapable of fore thought.
3. useless, tiresome & sad individual.
4. worthless human
by Dev_knows May 11, 2006
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A term used in yorkshire to describe someone that's being an raging retard. (Can also be said spakka or spakky)
Tom: THE FOOK ARE YOU DOING YA SPAKKA
Dick: NO YOUR THE SPAK
Harry:YOUR BOTH SPAKKY SHUT UPPP!!
by MYBROTHERISLOGAN June 16, 2018
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An intense and rapid form of masturbation.
Extreme version of Fapping
"My arm hurts so much"

"Thats what you get for spaking so hard"
by CEll7 February 26, 2012
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an unusual, and rarely used nickname for the combination of illegal drugs, Shrooms, Pills (MDMA) And Ketamine. producing a severly 'spaked' out effect. The name is particularly suitable because of the strange, anaesthetised qualities the ketamine provides.

legendary within the shire, oxfordshire at illegal raves. Possibly invented by Dan Webb, or drugspastic.
come on man, lets get 'SPAKed'.

Im well 'SPAKed out!'
by Johntywoo October 10, 2006
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