Spak is when you take roman noodles and put them in a persons asshole. While in the persons asshole light it on fire. While it is on fire, the men need to put an ice cube in there pee hole. You will need at least 100 men to do this. After they all had sex with the person, wait 2 minutes for the water and seamen to boil. Once it starts to boil put in the seasoning. Now that it is ready, sit down and eat it.
Person: Hey, you want to spak?
You: No, I still have scares from the last time!
Person: Come on, please?
You: Well, I am hungry
You: No, I still have scares from the last time!
Person: Come on, please?
You: Well, I am hungry
by BallseyJones February 22, 2010
A term used in yorkshire to describe someone that's being an raging retard. (Can also be said spakka or spakky)
by MYBROTHERISLOGAN June 14, 2018
1. person with no intellectual capacity.
2. person incapable of fore thought.
3. useless, tiresome & sad individual.
4. worthless human
2. person incapable of fore thought.
3. useless, tiresome & sad individual.
4. worthless human
by Dev_knows May 11, 2006
Sarah: God tony rammed me so hard that I was leaking spak all day.
Jenny: you think that's bad, Joe was going at it for so long I was foaming out the ass
Jenny: you think that's bad, Joe was going at it for so long I was foaming out the ass
by Flipblipadipdip May 20, 2020
by CEll7 February 26, 2012
The visual effect from a small object making impact on a hard surface.
This is similar to a spark or a bullet splash, but can be applied to any small object making an effect when interacting with any hard surface, especially in video games.
This is similar to a spark or a bullet splash, but can be applied to any small object making an effect when interacting with any hard surface, especially in video games.
"Ryu's light jab creates a small spak on impact."
"When the bullet hit the shield it made a spark, but when it hit the concrete it made a spak."
"I can't believe spak isn't a real word."
"When the bullet hit the shield it made a spark, but when it hit the concrete it made a spak."
"I can't believe spak isn't a real word."
by marcyay February 07, 2020