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meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
by choppaz-n-ninez January 12, 2008
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bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."
by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014
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Steffi-sized

A word used to describe something small. It was first coined by fourth graders back in 2010 in a small village in Illinois after a small Filipino girl who likes to craft small items.
Oh my God. His dick was so Steffi-sized
by ThatOneAltoSax January 3, 2015
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Dark size

Dark size is a commonly used adjective for a man's small pp
Josh: what do you pack
Sam: a dark size

Arrow: i lack a 9 inch
by Not crispedwand February 23, 2020
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Circus-sized

Adjective: An unusually massive, circumcised penis. Frequently found on small-framed guys.
I caught a glimpse of that short college wrestler in the showers after working out. His meat was Circus-sized!
by jmt71atl@gmail.com January 23, 2021
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Texas-sized

Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.
"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"

"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"

"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."

"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."

"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."

"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
by Mark H February 19, 2005
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diluc's dick size

something very very tall/ big.
oh that guy is really tall!
he's diluc's dick size tall! WHOA!
by dickluc July 7, 2021
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