When a girl, (famously named after snookie from mtv's "jersey shore") gets punched in the face by a dude. It's usually followed my some fist pumping and brawling by greasy italians.
Scott: Ang, don't piss me off.
Ang: Why, what're you going to do about it?
Scott: Bitch, I'll snookie punch you right now.
Ang: Why, what're you going to do about it?
Scott: Bitch, I'll snookie punch you right now.
by sjgjsalmp<3 January 11, 2010
Get the Snookie punch mug.Smolka's 2nd Law states: Because of the eventual exhausting of resources, the expansion of growth must be stifled.
Smolka's 2nd Law illuminates the fact that taxes and inflation are not the problem but the solution. Compound interest on money, would mean that many more people would become wealthy. As, a preemptive strike, the national debt and collection of taxes insures that, that will never happen.
by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009
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If it were not for snookee when our son was 10, we would not have a daughter a decade younger than him.
by Dirty Butterfly August 22, 2010
Get the snookee mug.A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.
by Ursanbear January 19, 2011
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"Kyle, don't answer the door. It might be that triple-bagger from last night trying to drop off a snookigram"
by AlphaTart August 21, 2011
Get the Snookigram mug.Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.
by The Course Man November 14, 2013
Get the snooker surprise mug.A Human Snookapede Is where someone rounds up about ten of Snookies aborted fetus'. Which just happens to be how many she produces per day. Then we use the stem cells from the fetus' and create lab born babies. We take the mouths of the babies and molecularly engineer them to become attached to another ones anus. This resembles a Human Centipede. You then put a collar around the neck of the first baby and attach a leash to the collar and walk the Human Snookapede around town.
Dude why is that sick motherfucker walking babies with they're mouths to there anus'?
Because It's a Human Snookapede
Because It's a Human Snookapede
by Rezarazeraz February 7, 2012
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