Slooter

A cross between a slut and a looter - like a gold digger, only more in the moment (i.e. social situations, bars) as opposed to long term (i.e. marriage). A slooter provides 1st and 2nd base sexual favors in exchange for drinks at the bar or other such expenditures.

Man, this chick has made out with 4 dudes since we got here - what a dirty slooter!

by Thee Falcon July 14, 2010

Slooter

This is a definition that in compasses a wide range of "slutty" activities. These girls are not even bangable by the fattest dork in the world. These girls are so buttfaced that they should join the circus.However still find their way to get banged when these girls get guys so drunk that they don't realize that they are about to get busy with a donkeyfaced gorilla looking hoe.

" Jared did u hook up with that slooter agian?"
" you should go to the clinic i think that slooter has herpes."
" that melissa girl was a slooter"

by Daniel Cohen July 22, 2006

skooger

A male cougar who has sexual relations with a his female counter-part. Despite these sexual relations, this cougar has a fetish for overweight Polish women. This cougar is also fluent in Google Translate.

This type of Cougar spends his leisure time giving it to his roommate and practicing self-defense in the art of Karate.

Sk-Sk-Sk-SKOOGER

by KYLESKOOGER January 27, 2011

Slooter Show

Slooter Show- Verb - Slooters (sluts) that congregate together to form what people call the Slooter Show. This show can range from 2 to 15 Slooters who congregate at any given place at any different time.

For instance, Katie is waiting for Chelsea, then the slooter show will begin.

by Slooter King November 16, 2009

swooger

The inevitable slimy booger that rests on the curl of your upper lip unknowingly while swimming.

Dude, wipe off that massive swooger before you get back in my pool!

by Jesus Rox! June 28, 2014

smoogerpoon

Smoogerpoon: When your sexual partner tries to surprise you in the bedroom, but is too intense.

Anne had hurt herself when attempting to smoogerpoon her husband.

by SmoogerpoonAnon May 17, 2016

Slippery Slooder

Three shots of sambuca lit on fire and poured down an ice luge. The liquid evaporates before exiting, leaving waiting co-eds parched and sober.

I went to Mardi Gras and all I got was this “I got Sloodered” baby tee. That slippery slooder will get you every time.

by Swarflington September 27, 2023