skooze

To ejaculate in someone's face.

"You see that girl in the back row of the class? I skoozed her last night."

by the_mofajous March 28, 2009

Smoove B

1. A columnist for the Onion, known for his overly detailed paragraphs with a non-detailed sentence as an afterthought while describing dates.
2. A guy who is overly fawning, and usually wants to get into your pants and then find another girl.

1. Smoove B is funny.
2. While Norberto may not have been a Smoove B like his friend Omarion, at least he had a steady girlfriend.

by Lucy March 14, 2005

shoove

A racist word for a black person. Supposedly much worse than the infamous N-word. Do not use unless out of black peoples earshot. EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE.

“Do you see that s***** over there David”
“Yea Scott I bet he sells crack!”

Shoove- extremely racist word for a black person

by Shoover August 24, 2021

Skooter leak

The cum that leaks out of a woman's freshly fucked vagina.

(Girl sitting with leg up while on the golf cart)

man walking by: Dude, did you pee your pants???

Girl: no!!! It's your brother's nut, leaking out of my skooter! aka: skooter leak

by curtain convention October 14, 2009

skooner

A deragatory term used to define someone from the east coast of Canada, such as New Foundland or P.E.I.

Get lost, ya skooner!

The pub was playing some skooner music last night.

by Nik Smith January 2, 2007

smoover

A clothes iron.

Hello, police? I got hit wit a smoover? You know, dat thing you smoove yo clothes wit.

by assmunch August 24, 2003

skooger

A male cougar who has sexual relations with a his female counter-part. Despite these sexual relations, this cougar has a fetish for overweight Polish women. This cougar is also fluent in Google Translate.

This type of Cougar spends his leisure time giving it to his roommate and practicing self-defense in the art of Karate.

Sk-Sk-Sk-SKOOGER

by KYLESKOOGER January 27, 2011