Shexting

The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.

I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...

by ramiro_sierra March 21, 2012

shweetbox

Shweetbox is a non-vulgar way of saying shitbox. It use is perfect for open, public communication for those who are hip to your jive.
Ben S. And D.L. in the summer of 1998. Developed for use while at work in front of customers and management.

"That chicks pants were so low I could damn near see her shweetbox, frankly, I'd like to tonguejack it.

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

shexting

Shit and text

"Honey what are you doing in the bathroom"
"Shexting"

by gatman January 25, 2015

Shweet

Sweet but with an extra 'h' to make it cooler.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

shwefting

Talking to someone in a club with the intention of sleeping with them.

Girl: did you see her shwefting?

Girl: yeah she was terrible

by Legend995 May 3, 2010

Shtexting

Texting while taking a dump!

John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!

by Afcancelt October 4, 2011

Shweat

Something you get when you shart on a very hot day.

Billy: Wow Jimmy, it is so hot today. That was some spicy curry we had last night... Jimmy: did you just fart? Billy: oops I think I just sharted. Jimmy: shweat!

by Kad69 February 26, 2022