5 definitions by Kad69

Shweat

Something you get when you shart on a very hot day.

Billy: Wow Jimmy, it is so hot today. That was some spicy curry we had last night... Jimmy: did you just fart? Billy: oops I think I just sharted. Jimmy: shweat!

by Kad69 February 26, 2022

Shitophiliac

One who has an abnormal fondness of shitting.

Nick: Hey dad have you seen Jake?

Jack: I think he has gone to take crap.
Nick: Again!?!? Thats 5 times today!
Dad: Ya, he's a shitophiliac!

by Kad69 May 28, 2022

Big ol' chair and a light on

Famous lyrics from the Steve Miller Band

Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
'Cause it's here that I've got to stay

by Kad69 May 10, 2022

Shitophile

Someone with a strange fondness of shitting.

Jake: "Hey Adam have you seen Nick?"
Adam: "Ya, he went to the can to take a crap."
Jake: "what??? Thats like 6 times today already!!"
Adam: "what a shitophile!"

by Kad69 May 28, 2022

Fubble Muncher

A person who makes fart bubbles in the bath and then bites them with their mouth.

Karen: "Strange, Johnny just got out of the bath but has really stinky breath!" Bill: "Ya. He's a voracious fubble muncher"

by Kad69 April 26, 2022