Jake: "Hey Adam have you seen Nick?"
Adam: "Ya, he went to the can to take a crap."
Jake: "what??? Thats like 6 times today already!!"
Adam: "what a shitophile!"
Billy: Wow Jimmy, it is so hot today. That was some spicy curry we had last night... Jimmy: did you just fart? Billy: oops I think I just sharted. Jimmy: shweat!