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a text sent from the shower (shower+text=shwext).

the best way to do this is to put your phone in a ziplock bag. double bagging recommended.
not to be confused with sexting. that is very different.
shwexting (n) - the act of texting from a shower
shwext (n) - a text sent from a shower
to shwext (v) - to send a text from a shower
Bro: "yo girl, i put my phone in a bag so i can shwext you erryday"
Girl: "stop texting me from your shower, that's mad creepy"
shwext by cakes42 December 19, 2009
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An amazing person who is caring and will be the best person in your life. They are beautiful, pretty, hot, spicy and pure geniuses. They are the best people to be around and you can trust them with anything. They may look like an angel but can be demons. They are sassy and wild. They are generous and the most important thing that will be in your life. They are cute as hell.
Shwetha is the best, dude.
shwetha by Goddez June 17, 2020
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shwext • Shweet • Shexting • shweta • shext • shweat • shwetha • shrexting • shwet • Shtexting
to snap chat while shitting
I sat down and sent a shnext, and felt a profound sense of being efficient. Just as my body had been cleansed form the toxins of last night's bourbon and aged cheese, the world of information was only briefly subject to my writing.
shnext by KRmd January 17, 2017
A very caring person, they will complete your life. They are beautifuland loyal. Funny as hell. And damn hot. They can look like an angel but can be a total demon. She is so sweet and will stay by your side forever. They are sassy and savage af. They are geniuses.
Shwetha is the best dude.
Shwetha by Goddez June 17, 2020
word describing a perfect female. Beautiful, intelligent, sexual, stylish, and with a great personality.
She is so... shweta!
Shweta by fudgestripes February 27, 2008
she is very cool, and the best friend you could have. she is lovable
shweta is a very chill person

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I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup shwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise!
ketchup shwetty by YAWA August 14, 2017
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