Simpleton 

A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.

Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy
Person 2: STFU simpleton
Person 1: What is a simpleton?
Person 2: You
*Person 1 storms off angrily*

Simpleton by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Simpleton of Wellington 

A foolish person

Adam Cordy is the Simpleton of Wellington

Simpleton of Wellington by The imple December 17, 2019

simpleton 

someone who drives Chevys, drinks Budweiser, listens to Nickelback, votes Republican, and basically does absolutely NO thinking on their own, at all, just does/thinks/believes what advertising/media tells them.

My sister just got her third Dachsund and of course named it a people name: Charles; total lame yuppie-wannabe. And then Carl just bought a pickup truck, and of course it's a Chevy, his fourth one, cause he's an "All American", like the commercials tell him. He also had Nickelback blasting when he pulled up in it, and had a case of shitty Budweiser beer in the truck. God, my sister and my friend are both such a couple of simpletons.

simpleton by aquajerk/surly December 27, 2011

stimpleton 

Harry Potter's long lost twin, introduced in book 7 and a half. One who trains Harry's owl and wraps his broom present.

More of stimpleton on the 7 and a half book soon to come.

stimpleton by rowling August 22, 2006

Simpleton 

An incredibly stupid person. Usually found attempting to write a scathingly sarcastic comment and then misspelling the simple words in it. Also one who misspells swear words.

She attempted to call a lady in Wal-Mart a fat bitch who yells at her poor kids except she wrote porr and bich. What a simpleton!!

Simpleton by Karinmag October 6, 2015

simpleton 

A fictional town inhabited by simple-minded people with a simple minded Mayor.

Art is the Mayor of Simpleton.

simpleton by Mayor Art July 4, 2005

simpletonnessness 

simpletonnessness
A person who is felt to be extra deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Your simpletonnessness astounds me

simpletonnessness by Peppermintpattye April 9, 2017