shlinkle

the act of stealing something in a funny or goofy manner

I am going to shlinkle your water bottle.

by Draco_sp November 22, 2022

Boner shrinker

When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:

FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"

POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"

by ChiGal November 2, 2008

shrinkify

To make something smaller

Did you shrinkify those pictures so they would fit on the screen?

by 'Tis Me March 28, 2008

Shalashaska Shinkawa

The name of a random person, it literally sounds like a spell from Harry Potter.

Shalashaska Shinkawa: Who the fuck are any of these people.

Guy: Who the fuck are YOU? I tried to say your name out loud and my furniture started floating

by ThunderTheFurry October 27, 2020

shonky

Of poor or low quality.

That work he did was so shonky, I can't believe he actually put his name on it.

Not to be confused with "Wonky", which means much the same thing, but typically refers to structures, such as buildings, walls, etc.

by Alex Smith-Ryland November 16, 2005

shrink

1. verb: to decrease in size
2. a psychiatrist or mental doctor

1. the cold water made my balls shrink
2. that crazy bitch should go see a shrink

by mattyo November 14, 2003

shrinkage

when the male sex organ gets smaller due to cold temperature

Give him a break, it's just shrinkage!

by lisagirl April 7, 2003