shmokendale

A tortoise with lettuce on it 🐢

"Look it's a tortoise "
"No that's a shmokendale"

by User name here February 24, 2017

Shiowned

To be PWN3D, OWN3D, Dissed or totally dominated by Shion Sonozaki, the well known Yandere of Higurashi no naku koro ni. The origination of this term is from the Higurashi Parody Fandub series, created by the user Nyodude.

Keiichi: Well, I can definitely see that you want to protect Satako, But I'm still calling your sanity into question.

Shion: Why's that?

Keiichi: Oh, no reason, It's just that last I checked, Chairs were meant to be seated on the floor.

Shion: Floors? I HATE FLOORS!!!

*Hits Keiichi over the head with a chair*

-----SHIOWNED-----

by SpasticCucumbers June 20, 2009

Shmoist

not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.

After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.

by So Shmoist August 11, 2010

Shlower

(v.) When you are out of toilet paper so you have to take a quick shower after you shit.

John used all of our tp yesterday so I had to shlower after my morning shit.

by Babyface Killah May 4, 2009

schmow

to make pelvic thrust, or any other sexually oriented act towards another in midair.

i.e. dry-humping someones leg

Dude Ethan just schmowed me!!!

Or

Shhh, I'm goin' to go schmow Duarte, someone take a picture!

by *B~E~N* August 6, 2008

Shmokenhagen

A building where two activities take place, smoking Marijuana and Learning/Studying.

I have to go back to Shmokenhagen to finish this paper and blaze a little

by Bob McToker February 5, 2009

shmocka

Shmocka, also known by shmock, is a very rare creature only found at Wesleyan. You may see him fighting in math class with Drew Shaffer or telling you to “kill yourself”. This is very normal of him to do, and he enjoys to be left alone.

Shmocka, chill out!
Yo, Shmock, what’s the key to getting so many girls!
Bro, I can’t wait for Shmocktober!

by schwin_ November 26, 2018