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Schmow
Schmow by Quan's the original October 17, 2008
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schmow • schmowned • schmowellith • schmo • schmoe • Schmock • schmob • SCHMEOW • Schmogerty • Schmohawk
schmow
schmow by hneumonpseudonym November 9, 2021
schmow
schmow by hneumonpseudonym November 9, 2021
Schmoil
Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.
It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.
Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.
Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019
Schmoigle
A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.
The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Schmoigle by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011
Schmooblydong
The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from
listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,
but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine
being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked
porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,
but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine
being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked
porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013
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