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schmow

to make pelvic thrust, or any other sexually oriented act towards another in midair.

i.e. dry-humping someones leg
Dude Ethan just schmowed me!!!

Or

Shhh, I'm goin' to go schmow Duarte, someone take a picture!
by *B~E~N* August 6, 2008
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Schmow

its a random outburst of humor.
its what kills the awkward silence in the room
(silence)
SCHMOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmfao!
wtf was tht?
by Quan's the original October 17, 2008
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schmow

(noun) Something delicious to eat.
(verb) To eat something.
"That spaghetti is a schmow."
"I'm gonna schmow that spaghetti."
by hneumonpseudonym November 9, 2021
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schmow

(noun) A delicious thing to eat
(verb) To eat something delicious
Rhymes with cow
That spaghetti is a schmow!
I'm gonna schmow that spaghetti.
by hneumonpseudonym November 9, 2021
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Schmoil

A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck
Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019
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Schmoigle

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!
by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011
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Schmooblydong

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
by American Dad! November 3, 2013
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