schmow 

to make pelvic thrust, or any other sexually oriented act towards another in midair.

i.e. dry-humping someones leg

Dude Ethan just schmowed me!!!

Or

Shhh, I'm goin' to go schmow Duarte, someone take a picture!

schmow by *B~E~N* August 6, 2008

Schmow 

its a random outburst of humor.
its what kills the awkward silence in the room

(silence)
SCHMOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmfao!
wtf was tht?

Schmow by Quan's the original October 17, 2008

schmow 

(noun) Something delicious to eat.
(verb) To eat something.

"That spaghetti is a schmow."
"I'm gonna schmow that spaghetti."

schmow by hneumonpseudonym November 9, 2021

schmow 

(noun) A delicious thing to eat
(verb) To eat something delicious
Rhymes with cow

That spaghetti is a schmow!
I'm gonna schmow that spaghetti.

schmow by hneumonpseudonym November 9, 2021

Schmoil 

A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck

Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.

Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019

Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.

Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

Schmoigle by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011

Schmooblydong 

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013