Definitions by *B~E~N*

schlube 

to nonchalantly slip into a group of people

Dude! I think those chicks over there are talking about me, schlube over there and see what the scoop is.

schlube by *B~E~N* October 18, 2008

schmow 

to make pelvic thrust, or any other sexually oriented act towards another in midair.

i.e. dry-humping someones leg

Dude Ethan just schmowed me!!!

Or

Shhh, I'm goin' to go schmow Duarte, someone take a picture!

schmow by *B~E~N* August 6, 2008