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New Shmoo

A white, amorphous blob that was in no way different to the old shmoo.

Originated from the valley of the Shmoon.
The New Shmoo is the mascot of Mighty Mysteries Comics
by newshmoo August 22, 2006
mugGet the New Shmoomug.

Dirty Shmoo

Having ana sex with a fat chick in a bathtub full of dirty water.
I was butt-fucking this fat-ass ho in the tub last night. Nothing like a dirty shmoo to get you to bust a nut.
by Dr. F-Bomb January 4, 2011
mugGet the Dirty Shmoomug.

aqua shmoo

defecation in a downstream river using the tide to wipe ones anus.
nick: yo i just took a nasty aqua shmoo
brad: and u dont even have to wipe!!!
by aqua shmoo August 15, 2008
mugGet the aqua shmoomug.

Shmoo

A relative of the words shmoosh and shleesh. It is generally used as a word to express curiosity in a matter.
On it's own in a sentence the word is usually increased in pitch at the end, just like normally asking a question, see example 1 below. Shmoo may be added as a prefix, suffix or stem of a word. The word shmoo, when the pitch is raised on the "mo" of the word can also be used as a childish but friendly greeting or generally as a "cool" word.
Shmoo is rarely said in a bland manner as it is meant to express liveliness and fun.
Shmoo? (whaaat? / really? / tell me more / i'm confused)
Shmoo! (HEY!)
Hey, they call me ShmoofingFabsee.
by ShmoofingFabsee March 31, 2008
mugGet the Shmoomug.

shmoo

"She hit me wit da shmoo. You know, the thing ya shmoo da clothes out wit."
by jaimonn July 3, 2009
mugGet the shmoomug.

Shmoo

A vape🤦🏻 ♀️ duhhhh (keep this away from the adults they take shmoos from us!!)
Jake- Hey Kim gotta shmoo?

Kim- yeah come over here I'll put it in ur pocket
Teacher- Kim what was that?

Kim- just giving Jake this shmoo to borrow
by Tay41204 May 20, 2019
mugGet the Shmoomug.

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