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New Shmoo

A white, amorphous blob that was in no way different to the old shmoo.

Originated from the valley of the Shmoon.
The New Shmoo is the mascot of Mighty Mysteries Comics
by newshmoo August 22, 2006
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Dirty Shmoo

Having ana sex with a fat chick in a bathtub full of dirty water.
I was butt-fucking this fat-ass ho in the tub last night. Nothing like a dirty shmoo to get you to bust a nut.
by Dr. F-Bomb January 4, 2011
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aqua shmoo

defecation in a downstream river using the tide to wipe ones anus.
nick: yo i just took a nasty aqua shmoo
brad: and u dont even have to wipe!!!
by aqua shmoo August 15, 2008
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Shmoo

A relative of the words shmoosh and shleesh. It is generally used as a word to express curiosity in a matter.
On it's own in a sentence the word is usually increased in pitch at the end, just like normally asking a question, see example 1 below. Shmoo may be added as a prefix, suffix or stem of a word. The word shmoo, when the pitch is raised on the "mo" of the word can also be used as a childish but friendly greeting or generally as a "cool" word.
Shmoo is rarely said in a bland manner as it is meant to express liveliness and fun.
Shmoo? (whaaat? / really? / tell me more / i'm confused)
Shmoo! (HEY!)
Hey, they call me ShmoofingFabsee.
by ShmoofingFabsee March 31, 2008
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shmoo

"She hit me wit da shmoo. You know, the thing ya shmoo da clothes out wit."
by jaimonn July 3, 2009
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Shmoo hair

A person usually a boy in middle school with a hair that flops to the side and it’s a shmoo hair cut.
Look at Willis with that shmoo hair cut
by McKenna Dowling October 27, 2018
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