Cootina's definitions

Shmoo

A shmoo is when University of Bristol students go for a poo in the Arts and Social Sciences building at the same time and hold hands under the stall. So named after the Shmoo Milkshake machine that has forever been out of order.

Do you want to go for a shmoo after the club?

by Cootina April 23, 2025

Cootcise

To be cootcise is much like to be concise but implies a greater level of certainty and precision.

To be cootcise..

by Cootina April 23, 2025