Shweef

The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.

"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."

by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021

Shneefter

A word that can simply mean anything and everything you need it to mean at the time.

Word originated from T in the Park 2009 by gunner and his weegie pals but was discovered at T in the park 2010 by a group of neeburs drappin peels here there and everywhere. One Love.

Mertin: 'I've dropped the ganja all over my shneefter'
Gurth: ' Bad times Mertin, bad times'

Marc: 'By the way, was looking at my schneefter last night. Got warts all over it. Its no cool'

by Cpt Gurth July 15, 2010

Shmeen

a disappointment. In other words a waste of mass on the molecular surface of this earth.

You fucking shmeen.

by Sir hanglecock December 8, 2018

Shmeel

A vape or dab pen

Me: hey dude pass the shmeel piece

by Boo_69 December 12, 2021

Sheef

When a woman queefs & shits simultaniously. Similar to that of a shart.

"She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"

"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"

"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."

by Anewell September 13, 2014

Shmeeze

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

by calmarius May 30, 2006

Shmeeshmoo

A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.

Awww, you are such a shmeeshmoo - soo cute!

by Shmeeshmoo Owner May 29, 2010