Sheef 

When a woman queefs & shits simultaniously. Similar to that of a shart.

"She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"

"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"

"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."

Sheef by Anewell September 13, 2014

sheef 

Noun: Furry slang for a sheath, the tube of skin around a male's penis in many animals. Typically used in homoerotic furry roleplay or stories.

"Yum, look at that thing poking out of his sheef!"

sheef by StickMutilator September 19, 2006

sheef 

A word, similar to the term 'damn it', that is used to express disappointment or anger.

Sheef, man. We left all the beer at his house.

sheef by sonofamofo August 14, 2010

sheef 

when a girl queefs and a little shit comes out her pussy. its a deeper fart.

1. I get up out of bed, sheef on the floor, and wipe it up with my sheefing hairs.

2. Sally sheefed.

sheef by ballsackfingerdildo October 18, 2010

sheef 

When one shits at the same time as ripping a queef.

Fuck man, Rachel just sheefed all over Brad's carpet.

sheef by semi-imbalanced triumphant May 20, 2005

sheef 

The result of a shart and a queef simultaneously, creating a shit-fart out of a vagina.

I was going to town on her, but then she took a sheef all over my dick.

sheef by Enine November 21, 2017

Sheef 

A shortened term for a Sheither- a person who ships Shiro with Keith from the Netflix Show: Voltron Legendary Defenders. This is a problematic and dangerous person within the fandom because Keith first met Shiro when he was 13-14 years old with Shiro being about 20. Keith has repeatedly said in multiple episodes that Shiro his brother. Despite them not being blood-related, their relationship is strictly familial. Keith's mother has even thanked Shiro for raising him. Condoning a sheef condones grooming and incest.

"I don't like saying the ship name. because ew, so I just call em' 'sheefs.'"

Sheef by snarkyowl September 30, 2020