Shmeck 

A non-insulting substitute for "fuck". Commonly used by people who swear a lot and want to break the habit.

Person A: "Man I'm so shmecking hungry"
Person B: "What do you mean by shmeck?"
Person A: "Look it up on urban dictionary lets get some tacos"
Person B: "Yeah alright"

Shmeck by Bleegggggg April 19, 2006

shecky 

adj. used to describe something when it's not up to par

nikki: why don't you wear this tonight

marissa: i ain't wearin that shecky ass shirt

shecky by nikki bucks February 27, 2008

shmeckle shmurf 

A Shmeckle Shmurf (Full name: BAHAHHA Shmeckle Shmurf) is so unusaul but rare. There are only two in the world! They are very weird,quirky,perfectly imperfect,Loving. But if you hurt them you'll find they'll become far away.

Wow I found it! And Shmeckle Shmurf !!!

shmeckle shmurf by Shmeckle Shmurf 1 May 7, 2018

shmeckle 

teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

shmeckle by ed January 27, 2005

Schmecky 

Penis, a man's sexual organ.
a.k.a. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

My schmecky is only two inches long, but your mom didn't seem to care.

Schmecky by BM49045 October 4, 2005

shmeckle 

a penis

I am creating shmeckle juice.

shmeckle by theoddanimations shmecker January 11, 2018

Doolally Shmeckle 

A common term used to define a young Eastern Atlantic man who is able to walk and run using nothing but a prolapsed anus and a can of beans.

Yo, stop being such a Doolally Shmeckle fam - that ain't lit lmao lol

Doolally Shmeckle by 5shmecklesplease February 15, 2019