shmeckle

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Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

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An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.

Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"

Phillip has a shmeckle

shmeckle by ed January 27, 2005

a very funny looking and/or small penis, a.k.a. Carson Daly

again, Carson Daly

shmeckle by howareya January 29, 2004

Shmeckle

The act of spitting a loogie on your dick and sticking it in a girls ass...being jewish may or may not apply

Sheck performed a shmeckle on Claire

Shmeckle by O.P. 300 August 28, 2010

to inflict damage to someone whether it be physical, emotional, or mental.

Ian: "Bro, did you see the fight at school?!"

Brian: "Yeah, man! That guy got shmeckled!!