Shmurf

A cute girl whose also a homie. A guy would give this nickname to probably the coolest girl he knows, which is a pretty good compliment.

Guy: Shmurf! Whats good?
Girl:Hey dork, let's kick!

by Darnell That Hot Guy April 6, 2009

shlorf

A shlorf is a girl/or guy that is a tiny person that is promiscuous. she/he is on the lines of a slut and a whore...but not.

snookie from jersey shore is an awesome shlorf when she goes to the club!!

by killakell11 March 5, 2011

shlurpy

When someone's words begin to slur because they've been drinking.

Someone's getting shlurpy!

by MrDanger83 October 28, 2010

slurfed

When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.

I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary

by demonpeepers April 12, 2011

slurfen

Slurfen is a dutch translation for kissing in a dirty, sticky way.

When you see someone at a party and you immediately kiss him/her, it's called slurfen.

bae: "That guy is constantly looking at you."
you: "Yeah, I just slurfed him."
bae: "eww, slurfen is so dirty."

by elverel October 17, 2014

shlurp the brodie

Suck ya homies dick.
No homo though

I’m down to shlurp the Brodie real good.

by Holy cunt October 1, 2017

shlurp my shmeat

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus

"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"

by tekritin February 7, 2018