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A shlorf is a girl/or guy that is a tiny person that is promiscuous. she/he is on the lines of a slut and a whore...but not.
snookie from jersey shore is an awesome shlorf when she goes to the club!!
shlorf by killakell11 March 5, 2011
Words you can keep
The n word for white people
Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white
shlurfin by Shlurfin February 10, 2021
Related Words
shlorf shlorp Shlort shlore Shlarf Shloaf Shloof shloofy shlorg shlormp

Shlorn Dogs

Shlorn Dogs, a region of mountains in Germany.

Reference from SuperMega (Podcast On Youtube)
yea I spent the summer hiking the shlorn dogs with my old man.
Shlorn Dogs by zuccsucc February 12, 2018
A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.
"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"
Shlort by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Shlorngry 

The combination of sleepy, horny, and hungry. The worst combination imaginable. Too sleepy to fuck or eat. Too horny to sleep or eat. Too hungry to sleep or fuck. So you just lay there and slowly crumble away. The only way to fix the problem is to take care of two of the three things at once.
Shannon: Fuck me!

Zack: I can't! I'm shlorngry. Bring me some pie and maybe then.
Shlorngry by Wheatnik September 8, 2010
Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.
1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.

2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.
splorf by Shadowfax November 2, 2004

shlorper 

A person who is absurdly phenomenal at giving head
O yea shordy def a shlorper
shlorper by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022
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