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shlontact

The ability to remove a sock whilst also changing the television with your mouth and anus.
Dude, I shlontacted the hell out of that remote.
by PimpdaddyEsh April 23, 2018
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Shlonky Kong

by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020
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shlankadank

A word created by someone with a fat ass
gotta get some of that shlankadank
by Jeremy’s Got Cake December 30, 2020
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shonka guha

a man who presents holiday programs
here is a nice place to visit
by joe menna November 18, 2003
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shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)
Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.
by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003
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Shonkatoria

A place riddled with shonk. Be that the buildings themselves, or the inhabitants thereof.
I gotta nip down Shonkatoria to score.
by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003
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Shlonked

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was
by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019
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