shlontact

The ability to remove a sock whilst also changing the television with your mouth and anus.

Dude, I shlontacted the hell out of that remote.

by PimpdaddyEsh April 23, 2018

Shlonky Kong

KONG YOUR SHLONG

Your a fucking Shlonky Kong

by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020

shlankadank

A word created by someone with a fat ass

gotta get some of that shlankadank

by Jeremy’s Got Cake December 30, 2020

shonka guha

a man who presents holiday programs

here is a nice place to visit

by joe menna November 18, 2003

shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

Shonkatoria

A place riddled with shonk. Be that the buildings themselves, or the inhabitants thereof.

I gotta nip down Shonkatoria to score.

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019