Definitions by jimbobbedyjobob

shonk 

A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.

Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk

shonk by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

Shonkatoria 

A place riddled with shonk. Be that the buildings themselves, or the inhabitants thereof.

I gotta nip down Shonkatoria to score.

Shonkatoria by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

Shonky Gift Tactician 

Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.

That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.

Shonky Gift Tactician by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003