Scroungler Virus 

A deadly virus that causes spikes and claws to sprout from the legs. Scroungler is caused by a massive amount of cringe and stupidity. If you encounter someone with the Scroungler Virus, Keep a safe 2 meters away. If you know someone who has been closer than 2 meters away, stay away from them for 1 hour or more and wait for the virus.

"I heard Aliyah had the Scroungler Virus"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"

Scroungler Virus by Doctor Aeon March 25, 2022

Scrundle Bumpkin

Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is

exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.

Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.

Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.

That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.

Scrundle Bumpkin by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022

Scruncle 

To simultaneously scrunch and crumple something.

When I found out I was adopted I scruncled my birth certificate.

I totally scruncled my car last night

Scruncle by Shazamole July 31, 2011

Scrunger 

A person, male or female, who enjoys smelling or licking the seats of bicycles, especially in the summer months.

Sammy the Scrunger is never more happy, until he has spent a fruitful day of scrunging

Scrunger by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009

Scruggle

the hardship moment that still allows one to leverage humor

I scruggle - stranded in Bangkok with tranny prostitutes, while stray dogs nip at my heels

Scruggle by LaJame May 24, 2011

Scriggler 

A very rare trait found in women; while she is enjoying the sexual experience she is screaming so loud that it causes her to simultaneously giggle. scream+giggle= a Scriggle.

I wish I could show it to you but it is something you must experience for yourself;
Scrigglers are hot as hell.

Scriggler by The SAINT 17 October 26, 2008

scrounger 

UK Slang: someone abusing the benefits system (welfare in the US). See dole dosser

Look at all them scroungers up North comin' up each other's houses with chainsaws and god knows what. Broken Britain.

scrounger by UDUser4820 November 9, 2018