Schlinggewächses

A goat in a suit with a i voted button on his shirt.

Bob: have you seen Schlinggewächses?
Jerry: yeah he has great posture!
Bob: I know right I want to be like him.

by lynn_l0v3r69 November 25, 2022

schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

Schlinky

n. pl shlink.ies

A combination of the word schlong and the once popular toy slinky. It is a name given to a small penis often because of its shriveled up appearance. The term is the opposite of a schlong.

Milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.

by the master of many tongues September 25, 2010

Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011

Schlingmabob

Anime where you love yourself...
a.k.a. Selfcest

Haruhi x Haruhi=Schlingmabob

by NinjaSlop June 22, 2012

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Schlinger

Having a penis while being a Ginger. Also can be reffered to as a "firecrotch" but this is more specifically the actual penis other than the "surrownding scenery" it's size can range from very small to a bit above average.

AJ(Ginger): Hey ladies...would you like to see my schlong?

Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger

by Krizzle32 August 17, 2010