Schween

A penis, esp. an erect one

Dude, I showed Tamara my schween last night and she pointed and laughed at it!

by QuiteRadical February 3, 2015

schwindle

To get played, or play someone else's life in a horrible way

YO HE JUST GOT SCHWINDLED

by Datonenoob567 February 27, 2017

Schwendtke

A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.

“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”

by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019

Schwing

Swchwing (v.)(sh-wing)

To give or to acheive an erection. Past tense:Schwung (as opposed to the common incorect form schwinged). In old english used as schwingeth. May also be used as an onomatopoeia.
Schwinger: One who inspires the erection.
Schwingee: One who receives an erection.
All of the above can only be used in a masculine context.
Origin: Wayne's World (movie)

1. Alas the schwungen slong!
2. Dost thou schwingeth thine slong at me?
3. "Nice tits...schwing", said the schwungen elf.
4. Schwing me please, thou beautious schwinger. Let me be your schwingee!

by Dr.Badfish's Minions December 30, 2005

Schwenk

(n., v., adj.) The universal word for everything.

(n.) Wow, that schwenk is so cool!
(v.) Stop schwenking around!
(adj.) That movie was schwenking awesome!
(all) Get the schwenk off you schwenking schwenk-tard!

by Totally Awesome Super Cool Man December 15, 2008

Schwingendorfic

Awesome, being of Schwingishness, cool, teacher, wise

That dude was totally Schwingendorfic!!!

by The Student 1854 April 16, 2009

Schweinter

A person who is awesome in the winter time

Hey man that guy is such a Schweinter

by The Schweinter December 30, 2011