Schwelp

A creature from the depths of your nightmares. Starred in a youtube video. Has been known to have long pointy teeth, and his favorite melee weapon is "the claw," which he uses to rip peoples' insides out.*

Something that is generally psychotic can be described as schwelp-ish.

*He always is gleeful, and mirthful upon these occasions.

Your face looks like a schwelp.
This is schwelp music.

by Bobby Jobin February 8, 2010

schwiel

to drink, to booze, to sauce, to consume alchohol

I spent last night schwieling it up with my buddies.

by MelvinTScupper July 19, 2007

schwall

Like cool but cooler

check out that dudes kicks, they be mad schwall

by J September 30, 2003

Schwell

A name for a very socially awkward creature, particularly when movement is involved. A schwell will often step on the heels of your shoes, trip you, cut in front of you, bump into you, or move much slower than the rest. The use is not limited to movement and may be used to describe other behaviors such as throwing candy or sleeping at inappropriate times. It can also be used as a verb.

Dammit Schwell quit cutting me off.

or

Man, he really shwelled me out back there.

by Theguythataddedschwell March 8, 2014

schwaglissa

An embarrassing, fairly unattractive female you've met on the Internet, whose presence you only tolerate for the purposes of sex.

"She's alright, I'm not gonna marry her or nothin'...just another schwaglissa."

"She's not bad in bed, but she's schwaggy like schwaglissa."

"Did you see that girl's outfit? It's fucking horrendous. Did she go shopping with schwaglissa?"

by Urban Dictionary User September 10, 2003

schwaeble

1. noun, meaning one who has an oversized cranium in proportion to their body; a head having a boulder-like appearance.
2. verb, an eclipsing of the sun due to a planet-like head.

"Hey dude, you're blocking the screen with your schwaeble."
"Your schwaeble has it's own orbit."
"The earth began to experience a second ice age because of the schwaebling of the sun."

by Tickturd December 28, 2008

Schwalbenberg

Like white girl wasted... but for engineers.

AKA lightweight

Timmy, you're Schwalbenberggin- we're cutting you off after your second Zima!

by Dr. JV September 3, 2013