schwaeble

1. noun, meaning one who has an oversized cranium in proportion to their body; a head having a boulder-like appearance.
2. verb, an eclipsing of the sun due to a planet-like head.

"Hey dude, you're blocking the screen with your schwaeble."
"Your schwaeble has it's own orbit."
"The earth began to experience a second ice age because of the schwaebling of the sun."

by Tickturd December 28, 2008

Schnaegle

Verb. To swoop In and replace another persons position , often with devious intentions.

It usually occurs when someone has put in a lot of effort to elevate themselves into a promising position with someone of the opposite sex, only to be replaced when they turn their back for 2 minutes.

Schaegling also commonly happens when playing bandits (also sometimes called 'lurking')

Did you see that guy schnaegle me? I was in with that hot girl until I went to the toilet.

2) I stood up for one second and someone schnaegled me and took my seat!!!

by Brutal_Tapir October 4, 2016

schwaffle

slapping another human being across the face with a penis

i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.

by schwaffle king June 1, 2006

schwebbed

Exposed for being phony.

He acted like he had it figured out, but when put to the test he got schwebbed.

by CybeleGhooley November 30, 2015

schnabled

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.

"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."

by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014

Schwageled

Noun or verb to describe when someone is inebriated to the point in which they will likely be hung over and or unable to remember events the next day. This term is different from words such as smashed, hammered, etc. because it describes the excess consumption of alcohol as being carefully planned and or enabled by the consumers close friends.

“Dude, looks like Tom is about to be schwageled by Frank.”

“I was totally schwageled last night.”

by Dirty Dutchman April 28, 2019

Schwabbelinski

The word is a synonym for tummy. The specific sort of tummy, that characteristically has more fat (or Schwabbel) than muscel. It doesn't have to be a really really fat tummy. even very thin people lacking muscle can have one

" Oh my god I had so much food, my poor old schwabbelinski will grow even bigger!"

by rangalonski September 11, 2011