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schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra
Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.
by Wordup November 20, 2003
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schnobled

to become insanly intoxitcated
I want to get schnobled
by Lindskar January 3, 2009
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Schpoler

A fully-packed spinner bowl.
"Hey man, are you gonna hit that schpoler?"

"Hang on a sec, I'm still recovering from the last one!"
by John McMackerson May 2, 2010
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Schlobbed

adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk

A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.
Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.

I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.
by AlexThePyro July 11, 2011
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schloobleux

The act of making someone lick dirty band aid.
He did schloobleux on me.

He is really mad I hope he doesn't shloobleux me.
by Jammy wammy February 27, 2017
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schlobbernogged

When you’re too wasted to speak actual words
“Dude im schlobbernogged”
My mom is calling dude I can’t answer I’m too schlobbernogged”
by Jujubop January 5, 2018
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Schploofenhein

Someone who produces a potent fart (Schplaff)
Eden: *Schplaffes*
Rob: Ugh, you're such a schploofenhein
by RAH_ May 10, 2018
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