Schnookems

A weedy and nerdy individual who just needs a demeaning nickname.

Hell, look at you schnookems, you little weedy fuck.

by Little Mo Peep June 8, 2016

Schnock

When a male racks his genetali on an instrument. (I.e. Roller-skating glider, bike bar, railing, or a girls knee). Also known as a Weinschnock.

That kid thought he was a good skater, and then he went and schnocked himself..

by Clamout February 3, 2017

pooky-schnookums

a term of endearment, often used to deliberately over emphasize the 'sweetness' to the point of it becoming somewhat of a joke

Seb: Bye pooky!
Jay: See you pooky-schnookums!

by scupper February 27, 2009

schnookems

Term of endearment used by one lover towards the other. People using this term in public are often social outcasts/losers.

Cindy: I love you my schnooky wook!
Pubert: I love u too schnookems!
Bob: You guys are fucking lame...

by ben blows January 14, 2008

schnockled

The act of getting hammered out of your gord. Also, in latin, to ramrod a poor, hapless, 19 year old female with no right to be at the bar.

Dude, I was totally schnockled last night so much that I don't remember the girl that I schnockled on my couch!

by djnewtdog June 9, 2009

Schnorkdobbled

To be crushed or destroyed without mercy.

That guys just schnorkdobbled got right in the face!

by Beowolf Schaefer September 19, 2009

Schnooker

Someone who is so cute that the only word to describe them is something incoherent. Best used alongside other incoherent terms.

Oh, you are such a flooping schnooker!

by Stormyena July 23, 2016