Schmooze-Bro

A schmooze-bro is type of collegiate-aged male, often a member of a fraternal organization, defined by his constant schmoozing, non-clever ball-busting, lewdness, date rape of sorority girls and other females with low self-esteem, and general douche-baggery. He is constantly making unwanted conversation and turns everything into a contest. He can be identified by his plain khaki shorts; brown, leather, thong sandals; and fabric baseball caps, (brim worn slightly up and tilted or backwards). Caution: in later stages of life cycle schmooze-bros may take the form of graduate students or professionals. These can be identified by their smart casual style of dress and chrome/silver watches.

Yeah, I was at the Royal Palms in Collegetown last night, but there were a bunch of schmooze-bros sitting on top of the booths with their feet on the tables. What a bunch of twats.

Schmooze-Bro by rjb569 March 29, 2009

schmoopie 

A very cute thing/person. Usually referring to kids, loved ones, or animals.

My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.

schmoopie by John October 12, 2003

schmooze 

To Schmooze (v) A term often used to describe formal or semi formal setting in which one party or individual attempts to influence another by means of flattery, gifts or any other non-monetary form of compensation.

Especially common term in politics and lobbing.

1: Where were you last night?

2: Sorry I had to go to the law reception last night to schmooze the congressmen.

schmooze by Greg-in-DC June 24, 2011

nosh n' schmooze 

n. A gathering of friends at a favorite local restaurant where everyone eats and shares stories with each other. Usually occurs at a place that serves bagels.

My friends and I are going to have a nosh n' schmooze at Bernie's after our AP exam on Wednesday.

nosh n' schmooze by Nudnik Shpilkes August 4, 2009

shmoothie 

The awesome mix and perfect blend of a smoothie and shake in one.

The boy gladly spent $5 for his shmoothie and enjoyed it.

shmoothie by Boodada June 28, 2008

schmooglie

An Israeli person the is strongly associated with Israeli culture, customs, rituals and appearance.
will be usually try to express openly his origin using loud voice, boastful behavior and middle eastern characteristic.

He is such a Schmooglie with his sandals and socks

schmooglie by schmoogel January 9, 2010

Schmoolie

A cheapskate person who displays foolish actions. An unintelligent scam artist in simpler terms.

John ripped me off last week and proceeded to harass me on Facebook. Dude is a total schmoolie.

Schmoolie by TheSuburbs122 March 31, 2019