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Schwobblenork

Pronounced Sh-wobble-nork

As a noun: The epitome of a fool.
If someone is a schwobblenork they are one of the reasons that the generations are becoming dumber and dumber.
Schwobblenorks are also commonly hypocrites and do ridiculous things such as call other people ignorant and of course also be ignorant themselves. They tend to think they are the coolest thing since the air conditioner.

As a verb: If someone is schwobblenorking they are engaging in the act of killing off other people's brain cells with their own words/actions.
As a noun: He was such a schwobblenork. He would stand up, pull his jeans up to where they belonged, and then pull them down just before he sat back in his seat.

As a verb: When Liz asked what I was doing I told her that I was listening to Jack schwobblenork. He was arguing with Chris and all of his arguments contradicted themselves. He'd been schwobblenorking for the past hour.
by Schwobbs Norks June 12, 2014
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shmobb

Shmobb - To Drive To, To Walk To, Etc. Traveling From On Destination To The Other, In A Calm State.
Let's Shmobb To The Theatre.
by NicoRitch April 18, 2018
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Schlobble Schlobble 3,000

The act of receiving head from an E-Thot
Yo Dude I Just Got Some Schlobble Schlobble 3,000 While Ripping A Chainsaw Fart
by TheBigOleDilf June 22, 2020
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schmoobie

A person who is just a straight up doobie schmoobie. Just an idiot, doucheface.
Look at that schmoobie, he’s such a nerd.
by Doobie. March 6, 2018
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Schmoobed

The state of being so absurdly high that you cannot think or move. Time stops and you no longer exist in this dimension alone. Your soul now partly exists in several other parallel universes and you feel absolutely numb. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense. This usually occurs after 5 strong weed brownies, or several mushrooms, or acid tabs. Once you reach this state, your view of the universe is eternally altered. You realize that everything is infinite and a spectrum of love. This world becomes eternally beautiful and your fear ceases to exist.
I got schmoobed as fuck last night when i took 9 grams of shrooms after an hour of bong hits.
by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017
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Classic Schmosby

When you tell someone that you love them way too soon.
by CardboardOracle March 9, 2020
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Gubba, Yubba & Schmubbly-Bubbly

Any triumvirate that is wacky in nature and bumbles a lot.
The Dark Wings from the Tales series are a prime example of Gubba, Yubba & Schmubbly-Bubbly
by DoodooMan January 12, 2009
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