schzerp

when a girl drops so low, her pussy touches the flo'

make that ass drop like schzerp, schzerp

by king of the pussy May 3, 2008

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

Herp 'n' shmerp

1. An ambiguous identifier used as a variable, akin to mathematics, in which any word can be inserted provided it keeps grammatical commandment. Typically the user has a specific word in mind that was purposely omitted.

see thingy, thing.

2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.

other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.

1. "Pass the herpinshermp, please?"

2. "Could you pass the herp 'n' shmerp ketchup, please?"

by lordcheesness May 28, 2013

schmerr

Originated in beverley, western australia, this means nothing left to say.

"yeah"
"mmm"
(silence)
"SCHMERR"

by Lumo, H, kershman, Hershman and the Bev Bumz!!!! October 7, 2004

schmerr

Good cocaine, commonly used to party really bad and fuck chicks.

"hey bro you want to hit a line of schmerr"
"schmerr schmerr schmerr"
"I have so much schmerr in my nose I am going to fuck so many sluts"

by GJC66 December 20, 2009

schmertz

To defecate, esp. with a strong offensive odor.

Oy vey! Who schmertzed in the schvitz?!

by Kip Kipling March 13, 2011

schmeep

A word that is used as it's own sentance. The technical definition: "schmeep" is just "schmeep".

*giggle* schmeep! *giggle*

by Valerie March 31, 2005