Schmelp

A deregatory term for a heterosexual white male, whose usage can be understood much in the same way as terms such as nigger. Created for the sole purpose of there being no sufficent curse word to call heterosexual white males that is nonspecific as to their location, such a honky or redneck

"Look at that schmelp, walking along like he owns the world."

"Get a job you lazy schmelp!"

Schmelp by Daniel Gordon Cobb March 31, 2009

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

Poopy Schmell by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

schmelt 

A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.

Holy fuck Akes, did you catch Bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? What a fucking schmelt.

schmelt by Figg October 2, 2007

Schmerp 

A word used to express (or describe) frustration when in a confusing emotional state.

Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.

Matt: But she told me not to.

Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.

Matt: Well, schmerp.

-or-

Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.

Schmerp by KNor August 2, 2010

fanny schmeller 

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

schmelps 

The name for the pairing of Olympic swimmers Michael Phelps and Allison Schmitt. The two trained together under Bob Bowman and have been shipped by fans since the 2012 London Olympics.

I ship schmelps all the way! They're meant to be together!

schmelps by emptmyst August 22, 2012

schmelby 

a mullet

Let's go schmelby-hunting

schmelby by Mo Hizzle December 27, 2003