Schmendersexual

A girl or woman who finds herself attracted exclusively or mainly to homosexual men, normally because of their taste in clothes and style.

Jane could never get a date, because she was schmendersexual.

by Aequus May 1, 2006

schmen

a kid who skips 9th grade

anyone who skips 9th grade

by east-drive April 13, 2004

schmerzelkender

schmerzelkender (pronounced shmer-zil-ken-dur) is a word commonly used in place of a profanity. Most common substitute is the 4 letter one starting 'sh', especially useful when you have dropped a wardrobe on your toe in front of your mother - see example 1.

Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)

Example 1
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"

Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."

by Gordonio August 1, 2006

schmerm

scherm stands for anything ... it is a generic word that has any meaning you want it to have ... people should be able to figure out what you mean when you say schmerm by the context it is used it

What should we do with this report?

I think we should just schmerm it.

by plarson July 7, 2010

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

Schmorngy

When you are simultaneously sad, mad, horny, and angry

Dude I'm so fucking schmorngy. I'm failing math but saw that one bitch in class.

by ObaboSacredTexts October 11, 2019

schmerr

Originated in beverley, western australia, this means nothing left to say.

"yeah"
"mmm"
(silence)
"SCHMERR"

by Lumo, H, kershman, Hershman and the Bev Bumz!!!! October 7, 2004