schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

by Mangus January 5, 2005

schmechel

A tiny penis

Stacey:Hey Jared sent me a photo of his penis IT WAS SO SMALL it was a Schmechel

Harrison/me:I’m a guy why do you tell me this stuff

by Harrison Godd December 7, 2017

schmecklemans

A word describing when plastic bags cut into your hands while carrying your shopping.

david was carrying his shopping home. He turns to brenda with a look of pain in his eyes and says, ''Iv got a bad case of schmecklemans''

by tommy turnbuckle November 30, 2010

schmeckle

not 100% sure of spelling

hebrew/yiddish slang for a small penis

put your schleckle back in your pants, you putz!

by Joe February 11, 2003

schmeckel

A jewish term reffering to a dick

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out

by schmeles September 23, 2010

schicken

german expression (verb) for being dumbfounded after a strange, abnormal or unbelievable incident

oh meine gott, deine mutter hat 3 arme! das, und ihre lilanen zähne schicken mich echt!

oh my god! your mother has got 3 arms! that really schicks me as well as her purple teeth!

by bza stza December 29, 2006

Schmackin

Performing at optimum condition.

Whenever Chelsea was with it she was really schmackin!

by Dew Pictures April 30, 2013