Schleiman

v. To spittle upon

n. 1. Spittle
2. Saliva still in one's mouth

v. OMG! Sally just Schleimaned all over my candy bar! I don't think I want it anymore!

n. 1. Great, I have your schleiman ALL OVER my face now, swallow before you talk.

2. I can't talk, too much schleiman in my mouth.

by Queen Weenus September 9, 2005

Sclemming

To look around on the internet for stupid useless information; a stupid useless person full of useless information.

Joe was sclemming for Bush last night on the 'net.
Angie is a sclemming, she thinks she knows everything but doesn't know jack.

by Kristy571 January 8, 2009

Shlemin

the male package (cock and balls)

"he fell asleep so i put my shlemin on his face xD"

by 1w2e3r April 2, 2009

Schlebin

The inner lining of men's swim trunks. Also described as, "the white mesh lining that constantly rubs up against your nutsack and can potentially cause immense amounts of level-10 chaffage. The pointless ballsack support that will only cause you more pain and suffering than profit. Often removed due to the fact that it is utterly pointless.

Dude, my schlebin is digging into my nutsack, I gotta rip this shit out.

This schlebin has got to go. I need to perform a schlebinectomy, stat.
The schlebin in my swim trunks has dug so deep into my crotch, its ripping my pubes out.

by SomeSaturdayGuy May 22, 2017

Schlompin

Schlompin is the act of "schlompin" to someone, something, or a doing Horrific acts of treachery and treason.

Bro im going to absolutely destroy her so hard bro, just wait im going to be schlompin so hard on her.

by ANUSFOOTPUSSY December 6, 2019

Schlimpin Bananagins

Jake Hekler.

Jake Hekler: "I am simpin so hard for this girl."
Mengy: "So you are schlimpin bananagins?"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020

SHLAMMIN

“SHLAMMIN” is used to describe something that is good

“Omg that food was SHLAMMIN”

by Punternator January 23, 2024