sampon

The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.

Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!

by Turd Ferguson9652 May 23, 2007

sampoerna

a type of hand-rolled and machine-made clove cigarettes; green for menthol, red for original.

"sampoerna green, please."

by snagged September 3, 2005

beefy sampson

a big fat beefy dick...

man I stuck my beefy sampson in his rusty sherifs badge last night!

by Hoash October 2, 2007

Samptoms

Samptoms- feelings associated with a lack of awesome, lack of gorgeous in a day, lack of incredible personality, and other great qualities. Possible feelings associated with Samptoms may include but are not limited to the following: extreme sadness, boredom, lack of motivation, agony, emptiness, or any other bad feelings.

A). I've been succeeding from debilitating Samptoms lately!

by Bzera November 20, 2014

Sampo Rampo

My mans is the sexiest dog you will ever see!!!

Me: oh damn look at Sampo Rampo over there, my mans is lookin kinda thick😏😏😏
Everyone else: agreed!

by Not_a_Child February 22, 2021

hogle sampson

the retarded version of homer simpson and is on the ripoff to the simpsons the sampsons

hey dog do you wanna watch the sampsons? nah i dont like hogle sampson

by armpitfart September 4, 2018

sampati

A lovely Indian girl. Someone who is shy at first but difficult to get rid of later. You are are lucky one if you have her as your friend and you need to be aware of her as she is short-tempered and bad ass.

who's Sampati ? Chota pack bada dhamaka !!!!

by by bhai bhai April 2, 2019