Quaffer

One who drinks with a passion.

Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.

by Craig Karp December 30, 2003

Quaf

the sound heard from the ballsack hitting the taint of a female (or male) while getting pounded

Cindy could here a faint quaf from Lyle pounding Laura in the other room

by King Cobe Bra April 14, 2009

quoof

When a man farts (blows air) out of his penis. Like a quief, only its when a guy does it. There is no scientific proof that this can happen.. but it is fun to say.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Ew, did you fart?"

"Nah i just quoofed."

by AmandaMaddy May 10, 2008

quaf waffle

a fart out of your dick. similar to a queef but for a guy. more of an insult than a real thing

-guy 1 "ha did u just fart"
-guy 2"ummmmm no"
-guy 1"thn where did tht come frm........hol shit dude u quaf waffled urself.
-guy 2"there is no such thing as a quaf waffle"
-guy 1" well u just did it........freak"

by ST.ZEUS13 June 22, 2009

Quaffle

A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.

Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th

by The Orchestra March 2, 2014

Quafish

Someone who acts very gay but is really not

you've been acting very quafish today

by Rud3boi August 9, 2010

Quaft

To scientifically observe the scent of a queef/pussy fart

After Heather queefed, Matt quafted the surrounding area.

by Pussytalk November 14, 2021