Quaft

To scientifically observe the scent of a queef/pussy fart

After Heather queefed, Matt quafted the surrounding area.

by Pussytalk November 15, 2021

Quaft

EVERYTHING. Can be used as an insult or a compliment. or simply when you dont know the word u r trying to say:)

INSULT: Ugh your such a quaft!!!!!
COMPLIMENT : Damn girl you be lookin quaft today!
RANDOM: It was in its own little quaft:)

by KatieIsQuaft March 30, 2011

Quaft

The 3rd person past tense of the word queef.

Joey quaft when he heard about the monroe transfer.

by Bobby Lamont September 08, 2009

Quaft

When a girl shits so hard it causes her to also queef.

Dude, did you just hear that girl quaft in the bathroom. It sounded like a duck but smelled like your ass.

by JDMdrum91 January 25, 2011

Quaft

To beat someone over the head with a baseball bat, lightly. It is taken from the word coif which is a head covering worn by people such as nuns whom are sometimes know to beat the crap out of small children while

saying it is only a "light" punishment.

I'm going to quaft my babies daddy!

by KittyCatCool February 22, 2011

Quaft

When a person becomes so lazy that they will not release air from their flatulence. Eventually the quaft will work its way out of the butt cheeks producing a unique sound at a slightly high pitch than an average fart and for a longer duration of time.

Leave the room. Uncle Rob just quafted.

by Schmittay January 04, 2009

Quaft

The act of a woman queefing, then promptly wafting her minge gasses toward her face for a sniff.

Tom watched from a distance as Cindy quafted in a display that would sicken most.

by Spermjizz December 11, 2016