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Schrödinger's Pussy 

An old and often argued quantum physics theory of whether or not a man will get laid. The theory goes... A man walks into a bar and sees a sexy bitch in the corner. Until he walks up to her, we dont know if he will get laid or not. Therefore we can assume that he will both get laid and a go home alone. Highlighting the fact that 50% of the time the female would sleep with him. The final argument is as such, by approaching the "sexy bitch", he forces nature to collapse on itself and the result becomes conclusive. Either he gets laid or he doesnt.
Guy 1: Damn! Look at shorty in the corner.

Guy 2: Go talk to her!

Guy 1: Maybe, looks like i have a Schrödinger's Pussy on my hands. I'll be back in 10 mins.
Schrödinger's Pussy by Yinny June 19, 2013

Schrödinger’s Pussy

Shrödinger’s Pussy is the correct description for the private parts of a transgender person.

Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.

Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.

Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.

In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.

Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.

Happy dating experience young dudes!

🍻😘🙈🍆😧😡😂
I love surprises so gonna get me some Schrödinger’s Pussy tonight

smoker's pussy 

A medical condition caused by excessive tobacco use that has devastating consequences for the vagina. Symptoms include dryness, sagging, blackish-brown discharge, and a strong pungent odor. Smoker's pussy will also cause pubic hair to become yellow and grey.
After fucking a girl with early-onset smoker's pussy, I'm afraid I might have cancer.
smoker's pussy by HappyGoJacky August 3, 2018

Trucker's Pussy 

A Pringles can that's been emptied and refilled with warm raw hamburger meat. This is used as a masturbatory aide in the manner of a fleshlight. A make shift sex toy for men.
When you're driving down a long lonely highway late at night, don't forget to bring a Trucker's Pussy.
Trucker's Pussy by DHooligan July 7, 2012

Josie's Pussy

Sweet as cherry pie on a warm summer evening on your grandmas porch! Nothing sweeter. nothing better.
Josie's Pussy made me melt like a glass of iced tea

parkinson's pussy 

Is when a girl fucks you hard and you shake like crazy while cumming
I started to shake after I fucked her... is like she had a parkinson's pussy
parkinson's pussy by dito69 December 10, 2009