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Tubesteak

TubeSteak: Donald Duck, Goofy, Mickey Mouse Nigga, I'mma punch you in the fuckin mouth nigga, you'se a care bear nigga, you was never there nigga............... I eat chocolate bars nigga, you'se a chocolate bar nigga
by Waka Wayne November 9, 2010
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Pubesterpiece

When one makes a masterpiece out of their pubes.
Girl 1 - I gave Mike a blowjob the other day, and he went crazy manscaping!
Girl 2 - What did he do?
Girl 1 - He created a pubesterpiece
by Sixpaper August 6, 2015
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Philly Tubesteak

Giving head to someone who has a bad case of smegma
Dude, she totally gave him a Philly Tubesteak last night!
by Saskwatch November 23, 2017
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pube steak

The hairier cousin of tube steak.
John: Wanna taste my five inches of fun, babe?

Jane: Is there something in that bush? Oh, it's a tiny pube steak!
by sphincterella June 28, 2010
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Filet Mignon of Tubesteak

A Filet Mignon of Tubesteak is a Perfect Dick like mine that some lucky guys have.
My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!
by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021
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Tubesteak

What 12 year old virgin boys and fratboys think is the funniest word ever. Notice all the other definitions are written by people who consider themselves comedians by just repeating the same infantile giggling about "t-bones".

Often, these very same people will grow to develop a liking towards Dane Cook and South Park (not for satire, but because they want to be like Kenny). The older ones are the types who watch Entourage and lock gay kids in their dorm.
Dude, I totally got that gay nerd to show his tubesteak to me, that wasn't gay or anything, right?
by Poopyunderwear August 11, 2010
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Pubestache

When you take hair gel, part your pubes and gel each half together so they curl up, resembling a mustache.
Yo, I'm definitely rocking a pubestache for initiation
by chevychasetheheavyplace May 23, 2011
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