sphincterella

1.the opposite of cinderella; a nasty crack hoe uglier than than the stepsisters. likes to try and steal another's man

2. a guy that lives for taking it in the ass

juanita: Hey jerome, I'm feelin' jungle heat, an' I gots a place fo yo snake ta sleep

shaniqua: Step off sphincterella, that's my man!

by sphincterella October 15, 2007

woolly man meat

A larger cousin of the pube steak.

If you go commando, you're likely to catch your woolly man meat in your zipper.

by sphincterella June 28, 2010

dildocchio

A prick of a person who makes stuff up about himself to make him sound better.

Eric: Yeh, I hung with The Undertaker, and I even pinned him two out of three.

James: Shut your hole, dildocchio!

by sphincterella October 15, 2007

pube steak

The hairier cousin of tube steak.

John: Wanna taste my five inches of fun, babe?

Jane: Is there something in that bush? Oh, it's a tiny pube steak!

by sphincterella June 28, 2010

scrodeling

The act of humming, moaning, or trying to talk with balls in your mouth.

Your mom: MMffffmmphppth!

Me: Bitch, I can't understand your scrodeling. Take my balls outcha mouth before you talk.

by sphincterella June 28, 2010

bungho

A state of arousal triggered by the sight of: 1. a ba donka donk; 2. a tight pink butthole.

Damn, that big ass got me bungho!

by sphincterella June 28, 2010

phallimony

phallimony: The act of a woman supporting a man; i.e., being a sugar-momma.

Did you hear about that skeezy dancer who divorced the singer? She really coughed up some phallimony for that D-bag.

by Sphincterella May 14, 2014