pornobomb

A pornobomb (verb: pornobombing), for the uninitiated, is the act of blasting some gnarly cheek clappage on a portable speaker and tossing it flash bang style into an unsuspecting target's bedroom, ideally at a time when having loud pornography playing from one's bedroom would be suboptimal for the target individual.

Bro I pornobombed Warner so bad during his Zoom lecture.

by thecharliebarkley March 26, 2021

Phonography

phone sex with a hands free device so one can use the hands for a better use than to hold the phone

you ready to do some phonography? yeah, i just need to find my bluetooth

by GuillaumeR April 3, 2009

chee pono

A Hawaiian expression of satisfaction, gratification or elation.

Somebody actually bought my Accord! Chee pono!

by tihs-oh August 25, 2008

Porno Master

A person (usually a man) who has an extensive collection of pornography, and usually knows the names of all the major porn stars.

Orville is a Porno Master, and they call him Porno Man.

by Shit_4_Brains September 25, 2007

porno creep

Someone who is addicted to porn, or watches so much porn that they get to the point where normal sexual acts and/or average people don't satisfy them so they have to go to extremes to get off. Could be a serious problem for someone lacking self control and/or a sense of right and wrong.

He watches so much porn I'm afraid he might turn into a porno creep.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

pornocopia

A porno featuring pilgrims. The perfect porno for Thanksgiving Day.

"Charles avoided his family on Thanksgiving and watched a nice pornocopia instead."

by ruthlesspineapple February 3, 2014

Porno Nerd

A porno nerd is a person that excessively watches pornography, and can name any pornstar with just a glance of their genitalia, a porno nerd is considered an expert in the field of porn research, and is second to none when it comes to porn trivia.

EX: why is the network so slow today?
"Oh that's Dave In cubicle #6, he's a real Porno Nerd "

by TheCheed January 14, 2017